Those who use Facebook and, accordingly, his messenger, probably know that in the last application you can also use statuses. The program allows you to share photo and video impressions. What option to choose for status in Facebook Messenger?

Original phrases for all occasions

Phrases about real women

Being a woman is a whole art. Previously, they were gone to serenada and poems, today - statuses:

Statuses for mood

Want to raise yourself mood? Read the following phrases and at the same time share them with friends in Messenger:

Statuses about children and adults

Each of us was once a child, and someone already has its own kids. In general, it will be interesting to all:

1. Statistics argue that the male child in childhood, the more unbearable he grows.
2. The meaning of "Tom and Jerry" will learn over the years.
3. I envy the children in the sandbox: every offender can get a shovel by Roger.
4. The joy of the new year disappeared because now the festive mood has to create himself.
5. He becomes warmer on the heart, as soon as I hear that someone from the kids calls the other with a cry "Come out", and not by phone.
6. The charm of childhood is that the secrecy was only at the time of hide and seekers.
7. You can not return childhood, return at least a quiet hour.
8. Inside us, a child still lives, and successful people know how important it is to reckon with him.

Emphasize your originality by cool status in Facebook!

I registered yesterday in Facebook, there was no time at all - VKontakte, classmates, agent, now and here you need to install the status ...

Everything keeps on an honest word. The word is one of three letters ...

When I dream, I do not refuse myself ...

Women's skirt is a flag for which a man will go anywhere! Especially when he raised high!

Letter "B" - a symbol of dreams: blonde, bank, bentley, Barvikha, Baden-Baden, Boeing, diamonds ... Letter "A" - severe reality: - And no ...

Morning paints the delicate light of the face of the lean passersby. And I do not paint me morning, I am beautiful later ...)

Football - foot on the ball, and Facebook is a book on Roger?

Three phrases causing panic:
1. It will not hurt.
2. I want to talk to you seriously.
3. The login or password is incorrectly specified.

Scientists have established - regular practice of pofigism significantly reduces the risk of cardiovascular diseases.

Remember: while you are sitting in Facebook - the Chinese continue to multiply!

If you get lost in the forest and are very tired, find the bear, throw a stone into it and your fatigue will remove.

Seller shouts Cashier: Anya, soup men liver

Oh, and complex Russian language for foreigners! Well, how to explain to them that "eat like a pig" is a lot there are a lot, but "get drunk like a pig" is it as if it's not at all?

Only men and cats, from birth at the genetic level, raise the ability to lie with a terribly business view on the sofa!

Pour, nod and listen, is the conversation too.

Petya, paying for a Thai massage 6000 rubles, felt the tricks after words: "Rails, rails, sleepers, sleepers" ...

I sat in the morning in a taxi, I say taxi driver: "Tog!" He is ofigel ... but touched!

Hey, babe, hear, in someone else's happiness do not climb. - What? - Hands, I say, removed from my chocolate.

An intelligent man is mother-in-law will never say "to burn to you in hell", but simply wishes as much heat as possible and well-deserved attention.

Sometimes it seems to me that you are abnormal. The rest of the time I do not have any doubt.

In Japan, the robot was invented who catches thieves. As a result: - In Japan, 150 thieves caught in 3 minutes. In America, 220 thieves caught in 3 minutes. In Russia in 2 minutes someone is sorting a robot.

Sit in the office, four men and a girl. We work. It comes with a pack of documents a man, inspected and says: "And who is Olya here?"

Genius will never say that he is a genius. I know ...

I would ask you "Normal" not to call, because I don't know your standards ...

It seems today the environment, and you want to kill everyone, if Monday.

I have two drawbacks: bad memory and something else!

I lead a healthy lifestyle, because I miss the unhealthy money!

Shilo on the soap do not cost to change! And enough to wait happiness on the dish! You fate gave me, and no more gifts!

Damn, at least refuse: I'll go left - I will not go home, I will not go right - I will not have time to left ...

Life is Beautiful! It is a pity that not mine, but still.

A woman can face three things infinitely, and in the end to buy eight.

I do not like to wait and catch up. Especially waiting for those who do not catch up with that they are waiting for them ...

It's good to be a caterpillar: Zhraut - Zhreut - Zhreak, then you burn, sleep - sleep - sleep, wake up - Beauty !!!

Excerpt from homework for first-graders: "E__k from fear trying to eat!" Task: Try insert missing syllable. What is this syllable? Are you sure?!..
Answer: Slog "Zh"

If you think that the bow is the only vegetable that is crying, then most likely you just didn't get a mold on the face!

Specify questions or ask the Council. Both of these approaches can help attract the attention of people who like to share their advice, opinions or ideas. This can be delayed a bilateral dialogue that can last enough long time. In addition, people prefer to learn from someone else's experience, so it is interesting to them in any case. The key principles that underlie any update must be brevity, the availability of material and answers on interesting topics. You can also ask questions by offering people to choose between several answers, so you can attract their attention, because it is just enough to do.

• You can arrange short quizzes or polls to make people share their thoughts. Facebook has a very convenient form that allows you to create polls. But try to avoid issues that can concern personal data, collecting which can lead to having accounts (for example, do not ask how the name of your first pet, what a maiden name of your mother, on which street you grew up, and the like. Since such issues are often secret).
• Ask the Council. You do not know how to do something or do not own any information? Take advantage of your Facebook page to get answers to your questions. Take advantage of the practice of exchanging experience.
• Ask the leading questions, it seems "Do you live near the nuclear power plant?"
• Take advantage of the form of open questions. Make sure you do not forget to specify it in your post.
• Avoid questions over which you need to think too long. It can be something very simple, like "What is your favorite color?", If you want to get a quick answer. If you publish questions with an open end, there will be a very large variation of opinions in the answers. Social Media Expert John Hyidon said that closed questions (who demand a unambiguous answer "yes" or "no") very appropriate on Facebook, because no one wants to pull the time and invent long answers. On the other hand, this approach excludes the possibility of getting interesting comments, so try to find something average for yourself, making sure your open questions are quite brief and lungs.
• Be careful with questions that you need to answer very detail. Your questions should be more specific than common. For example, if you ask people what they do in order to reduce their cognitive dissonance, only your most loyal fans will dismiss and leave the answer, and you will not think about how the others "is too complicated" and miss it by ears.

We are always manitis everything is overseas, here and social networks did not exception. In one moment, Facebook simply captured the Russian audience. In fact, Facebook is a very convenient and multifunctional platform for communication, communication with someone, promoting its work and much more. On this site, people usually put interesting statuses that make other users think. Sometimes these status are any rhetorical issues. The most important advantage of Facebook is that under these status you can leave comments. Just choose an interesting status on our page, publish it and look for the actions of your friends. Perhaps someone will like your entry to such an extent that he will share it on his page.

Dad says the coffee is harmful and that I stopped drinking it ... But whose man I love, will never be with me, but I continue to love him.

Cool status for Facebook: I will not go to the movies with you, and you married ...

You will never get quietly bump at work when you sit in headphones.

Do not have 100 rubles, but have 100 friends. Everyone will give 2 rubles, it will be 200.)))

Beautiful photo is not the comment that you comment, and the one you secretly save on your computer as a picture.

football - foot on the ball; Facebook - Book by Roger.

Our life as a piano is the white keys, then black, and then the lid!

And now I can give you an estimate !!! "- said the graduate going to the page to the teacher !!!

Funny Status for Facebook: Why is a tap pipeline drawn on the Facebook logo?

I want my son ... best, if he is the son of the president or oligarch any.

Facebook writes "You can know them!". Well, of course, I know them! Therefore I do not add!

Previously, the guys have guys about the girls asked like this: "Well, how? Well kisses?", And now "Well, what? Well sucks?". Where does the world roll?!

I do not like to wake up from gross alarms, I love from delicate alarms!

Vanya, the house is burning! Come on! - Wait, wait, put it as a status on Facebook!

As a child, I loved to engage in archaeology, but my mother called it "dig potatoes"

Remember: while you sit in Facebook - the Chinese breed!

Funny Status for Facebook: Registered in Facebook, asked - on Khrena?!

Is there a raisin in me? In me, the mass of the raisins. Yes, I am practically a cupcake!

Assist a contact! Go to Facebook!

Facebook status updates are funny and old as the world, game.

Do you know what loneliness is? - When all publishing on Facebook tape are yours!

Do not try to take off so high, anyway, the eagles fly higher.

People who say that you never lied to you, most likely just done.

Mark Zuchenberg made Facebook blue, because he Daltonik and it was the only color that he could distinguish normally. Pavel Durov made vkontakte blue, because he did not have enough brains

In the days of separation, in a difficult hour we remember those who remember us. That's just enough forces, forget about those who forgot us ...

What do I do not cry over destiny? So the holiday is doubly! There are hot and people in the crane and people who believe me ...

The phrase "let's stay friends" decrypted: "I don't like you anymore, but look at how you love me, I am pleased."

If you love, tolerant to the last, and then just leave and close the door, and close this page with this door, as a book, just do not forget to deploy bookmarks not to return.